My First Semi-Professional Interview
A while ago someone was doing a paper on the power of social networking, and for some weird reason that person contacted ME. That felt pretty nice, but I feel the answers I gave truly give more insight into my life at the moment, so I wanted to share it. Here it is: Your name/and who you work for? ****** but I rather just go by KKortez. I work for Youtube as a partner making weekly...
#50 Horrible Way To Die
Gets mugged. In the head. That mug was very hard.
#49 Horrible Way To Die
Finally ties the knot. To his oxygen tubes.
#48 Horrible Way To Die
Gets invited for dinner. By Hannibal Lecter.
#47 Horrible Way To Die
It lasts more than four hours. Doesn’t call a doctor.
#46 Horrible Way To Die
Gets hit on by two very sexy girls. With metal bats.
#45 Horrible Way To Die
Goes out on a sunny day. He’s a vampire.
#44 Horrible Way Yo Die
Finally tries to overcome his fear of flying. Goes to the Bermuda Triangle.
#43 Horrible Way To Die
It’s a bird, no, it’s a plane, no, it’s a frog…NO!!! It’s a guy falling to his death.
#42 Horrible Way To Die
Texting and driving. Gets hit by a drunk driver. Not enough time to hit ‘send’.