August 2012
12 posts
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#41 Horrible Way To Die
Competes in the Olympics and places 4th in the most important event. His country’s not happy.
July 2012
31 posts
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#40 Horrible Way To Die
Jumps into a pool of lava. Can’t swim.
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#39 Horrible Way To Die
Laughes his ass off. It can’t be put back. Dies of depression.
Anonymous asked: How did you stop masturbating?
Anonymous asked: do you masturbate?
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#38 Horrible Way To Die
Spoils The Dark Knight Rises for someone. Me.
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#37 Horrible Way To Die
Falls in love. Too hard. Dies on impact.
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#36 Horrible Way To Die
He is very curious. He is also a cat.
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#35 Horrible Way To Die
Needs some space. Doesn’t wear a space suit.
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#34 Horrible Way To Die
Has explosive diarrhea. Dies from the blast.
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#33 Horrible Way To Die
Goes to Europe. Taken. Liam Neeson is not his father.
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#32 Horrible Way To Die
Dancing in the rain. Acid rain.
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#31 Horrible Way To Die
Goes to an all-you-can-eat buffet. Eats more than he can.
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#30 Horrible Way To Die
Visits hospital for a routine check up. The Joker blows up the hospital.
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#29 Horrible Way To Die
Brings a knife to a gunfight.
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#28 Horrible Way To Die
Drinks for the first time. Poison. His body doesn’t take it well.
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#27 Horrible Way To Die
Throws a wish in the well, then realizing the mistake jumps to get it. Dies seven days later.
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#27 Horrible Way To Die
Finds himself in a horror movie. He’s black.
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#26 Horribles Way To Die
Goes out with a girl. She had cooties.
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#25 Horribles Way To Die
Sneezes. Nobody blesses him. They should have.
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#24 Horrible Ways To Die
Goes to Camp Crystal lake. On a Friday the 13th.
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#23 Horrible Way To Die
Everyone starts to love him, and he gets a big head. Totally unrelated to the love though, it was a deadly virus.
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#22 Horrible Way To Die
Gets cut off on the highway. Bleeds to death.
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#21 Horrible Way To Die
Doesn’t resend a chain message. Should have.
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#20 Horrible Way To Die
Has fun until somebody gets hurt. Him. Badly. Dies.
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#19 Horrible Way To Die
Goes to visit his grandma. Finds the big bad wolf.
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#18 Horrible Way To Die
Goes to boot camp. Forgets his boots. Bullied to death.
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#17 Horrible Way To Die
The rules of gravity no longer apply. Falls towards his ceiling which has the fan running at the fastest speed.
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#16 Horrible Way To Die
Goes to jump off a plane. Confuses the parachute with the bomb vest. Nice fireworks though.
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#15 Horrible Way To Die
Looks up a girl’s skirt. Medusa’s. She doesn’t shave down there.
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#14 Horrible Way To Die
Goes to a fortune teller to get his palm read. She accidentally erases his ‘life line’.
