Who God Chooses
I simply love this and I want to share it. I heard it in a small group, then I looked it up on Google, and I found a few that were pretty similar. So I took two, and combined them to make it a bigger list.
Warning: Don’t read it if you still wanna make excuses.
Noah was a drunk.
Abraham was too old.
Isaac was a daydreamer.
Jacob was a liar.
Leah was ugly.
Joseph was abused.
Gideon was afraid.
Samson had long hair and was a womanizer.
Rahab was a prostitute.
Jeremiah and Timothy were too young.
David had an affair and was a murderer.
Isaiah preached naked.
Jonah ran from God.
Naomi was a widow.
Job went bankrupt.
Peter denied Christ.
The Disciples fell asleep while praying.
Martha worried about everything.
The Samaritan woman was divorced, more than once.
Zaccheus was too small.
Paul was too religious.
Moses stuttered.
David’s armor didn’t fit.
John Mark was rejected by Paul.
Hosea’s wife was a prostitute.
Amos’ only training was in the school of fig-tree pruning.
Solomon was too rich.
David was too young.
Timothy had ulcers.
Peter was afraid of death.
John was self-righteous.
Jesus was too poor.
Paul was a murderer. So was Moses.
Miriam was a gossip.
Gideon and Thomas both doubted.
Jeremiah was depressed and suicidal.
Elijah was burned out.
John the Baptist was a loudmouth.
Mary was lazy.
Did I mention that Moses had a short fuse?
So did Peter, Paul—well, lots of folks did.
And…
Lazarus was dead!
I couldn’t find the original source, but God bless the person who put this together…this truly made me open my eyes, but ultimately all the glory goes to God.
