Not The Best Start To A Day
Timed what time I had to wake up badly. Arrived a bit late to appointment. Arrived at the wrong place. Had already paid expensive parking at the wrong place. Decided to leave car there since I already paid. Ran around looking for the place for like 20 minutes. Finally found it (it was right in the next block from where I initially arrived). Got to the front desk sweating and panting, but the...
Boston Marathon Explosions
My thoughts and prayers go out to all those affected by the explosions in the Boston marathon. There aren’t really words I can say right now. This day will change the lives of some people forever. I just pray for strength their way, and for hope to their shattered spirits.
Anne Frank the Belieber
Lots of people are up in arms because Justin Bieber visited the Anne Frank House and left the following message in the guestbook: “Truly inspiring to be able to come here. Anne was a great girl. Hopefully she would have been a belieber.” Am I the only one who thinks people are completely overreacting? Anne Frank is a loved person, a very well respected girl. If I was an artist (singing, acting,...
Laundry is at war with me! When I least expect it they take my allies (clean clothes) to their side. Dirty double agents!!! They have even taken a few socks hostage…they’re probably already gone never to be seen again. I must brainwash them all into my side for total dominance. I will take each one of them, and force them over my body. I will parade them, make an example out of them....
Who To Follow?
I like the people I follow on tumblr, but I feel like I don’t follow enough…who should I absolutely follow?
The Passing Of Relationships
It’s sad to see when you’re the only anchor in a relationship, that when you’re not holding on strong the other person will just let it slip away. But I never know if it’s wiser to hold on even stronger, or just to let it go for good. The sad fact is…I’ve let go of the boat way too many times, because I never seem to have the strength to keep it in place by...
Why: Mass Shooting in Newtown Connecticut
The world will not end on December 21st, but it is surely deteriorating. Things like this should not happen, but they will continue to happen, because we lost our way and placed our priorities on unimportant things. My most sincerest condolences and prayers to all those directly affected by the shooting. I am sad that a coward decided to ruin what should be the happiest time of the year. I am...
Disadvantage Of Working On Youtube
The problem with working at home and being your own boss is that people assume you’re free all the time. No one really respects what you do, especially in my position where what I do is make entertaining videos. Would I be mad if I call you for a favor and you can’t because you’re at work? No! I understand you have a responsibility to uphold, and you can’t just leave...
Cloud Atlas Disappoints (Box Office)
We live in a world where Cloud Atlas comes third to Argo and Hotel Transylvania, movies that have been out for three and five weeks respectively. Of course this are only estimates, and Transylvania’s earnings were so close to Cloud Atlas’ that Atlas could potentially come out in second place for actuals. But $9.4 million is a very disappointing start for a movie the size of Cloud...
The world is divided by two kinds of people: Those who see the glass half full, and those who see it half empty. Subsequently, there’s also two similar groups. Those who see the new iPad as a freaking huge iPod Touch, and those who see it as a miserable tiny iPad. I’m the one who drinks that glass!!!….well, except on this analogy…..I’m not getting the new...
Having your birth date on Facebook and getting lots of impersonal messages on your birthday? Or not having it but getting personal messages from people who actually do remember? I’ve tried both, I like it when my wall gets filled up with birthday messages even if it’s just, “happy birthday”, but I don’t like it that I like that. I prefer more personal messages, so...
Failing On Youtube?
My Youtube experience is almost like using your left hand all the time until one day you start using the right hand; everything feels so much more natural, not only in how well you do it all but also how much faster everything moves. The sad part is that in this analogy the left hand happens to be my main channel (KKortez), and I guess KKortez3 would be like a finger of that left hand. Yes, that...
#51 Horrible Way To Die
Finally regains the strength to get back up again, to make a comeback, more pumped up than ever. Trips on a Lego. Dies on impact.
My First Semi-Professional Interview
A while ago someone was doing a paper on the power of social networking, and for some weird reason that person contacted ME. That felt pretty nice, but I feel the answers I gave truly give more insight into my life at the moment, so I wanted to share it. Here it is: Your name/and who you work for? ****** but I rather just go by KKortez. I work for Youtube as a partner making weekly...
#50 Horrible Way To Die
Gets mugged. In the head. That mug was very hard.
#49 Horrible Way To Die
Finally ties the knot. To his oxygen tubes.
#48 Horrible Way To Die
Gets invited for dinner. By Hannibal Lecter.
#47 Horrible Way To Die
It lasts more than four hours. Doesn’t call a doctor.
#46 Horrible Way To Die
Gets hit on by two very sexy girls. With metal bats.
#45 Horrible Way To Die
Goes out on a sunny day. He’s a vampire.